Tayback lies to me and the whole goddamn U.S. Cody: Oh my God! You're a fucking garbage man! Dammit! F.L. Cody: Wait what?! Are you fucking kidding me?! Did you make this whole goddamn thing up?! Dude you weren't even in the fucking service?! Tayback: Yes! Of course! Coast Guard! Cody: Coast Guard. Cody: Dude, dude, what the hell is going on here? Where are we? Four-Leaf Tayback: I have no idea, I've never been outside the States. I prepped for that one by working in a Beijing textile factory for eight months. Portnoy: How the hell do you know Chinese? Lazarus: Land of Silk and Money with Gong Li. What I can tell, it's what they're speaking down there. Jeff Portnoy: So, what's the plan, man? You gonna talk Vietnamese to those dudes? Kirk Lazarus: No, no. Slolom: Yeah! Smack it up, flip up, rub it down, hoo!! You want me to let my client of fifteen years, one of my best friends, die in the jungle alone for some money and a G5. Rick "Pecker" Peck: Let me get this straight. Grossman: Or, you can grow a conscience in the next five minutes and see where that takes you. No more frequent flyer bitch miles for my boi. Grossman: You payin' attention? 'Cuz I'm talkin' G5, Pecker. Slolom: All right! Grossman: You play ball, we play ball. Grossman: See, this is the good part, Pecker. Les Grossman: The universe is talking to us right now. Grossman: This is all your fault, you Limey fuck! You shit the money-bed, my friend. Grossman: And who here is the key grip? You? You! Hit that director in the face, really fucking hard! Key Grip: Sorry, man. Which one of you fuckfaces is Damien Cockburn? Damien Cockburn: Uh, that's me, sir. "Crisis," "explosion," "not rolling," "fired." These are just words. It's just you said he called it a crisis meeting. I am talking scorched earth, motherfucker! I will massacre you! I WILL FUCK YOU UP! Find out who that was.ĭialogue Damien: Crisis meeting? What does that mean, exactly? I mean, you know, are we in a crisis? Rob: He's the head of the studio. Otherwise I'm gonna have to head down there and I will rain down an ungodly fucking firestorm upon you! You're gonna have to call the fucking United Nations and get a fucking binding resolution to keep me from fucking destroying you. So whatever you're thinking, you'd better think again. and literally FUCK YOUR OWN FACE! Now, I don't know what kind of pan-Pacific bullshit power play you're trying to pull here, but Asia, Jack, is my territory.
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